Santa’s Balls are Heavy Hoodie - Unisex

Wrap yourself in warmth and Store pride with the Santa’s Balls are Heavy Hoodie – Unisex. This heavyweight blend hoodie is all about comfort, versatility, and community connection. Whether you're enjoying a chilly bonfire, running errands, or cozying up on the couch, this hoodie delivers the perfect blend of relaxed style and snug comfort. Featuring the Santa’s Balls are Heavy logo, it's your go-to piece for staying warm while repping something meaningful.

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Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Heavy Blend™ construction – a perfect mix of softness and warmth
✔ Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend – made to last and retain shape
✔ Seamless body – smooth, clean look without extra bulk
✔ Adjustable drawstring hood – for a snug and secure fit
✔ Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket – warm hands, secured essentials
✔ Ethically produced with U.S. cotton and eco-friendly dyes

Available Sizes:

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Width (in): 20.08, 22.05, 24.02, 25.98, 27.99, 29.92
Length (in): 27.17, 27.95, 29.13, 29.92, 31.10, 31.89
Sleeve length from center back (in): 33.50, 34.50, 35.50, 36.50, 37.50, 38.50
Size tolerance (in): 1.50 for all sizes

Care Instructions:

🧼 Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
🌀 Tumble dry: medium
🚫 Non-chlorine bleach as needed
🧺 Iron, steam or dry: low heat
🚫 Do not dry clean

From cool evenings to cozy mornings, the Santa’s Balls are Heavy Hoodie – Unisex is the perfect layer to keep you warm while supporting your community. Order yours today and shop Store with us!